Blakz's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cloud Control]

GREAT!

The music is very fitting, very addicting, and I could go on with even more facts about why I like this game.

[Robot Wants Fishy]

NO WAI!

1. Gameplay: An average game with a nice gimmick to spice things up. All these "Robot Wants Animal" games exceed the definiton. 10/3.
2. The bomb weapon is the best one so far in this series, despite being the exact same "arc" throw as RWP and not as fast as the laser from RBK. Why? The "arc" throw is higher than the Kitty toss, and with the right upgrade(s), you can throw more, increase it's strength without sounding dumb (I'm looking at you, RWP), and make the the things FREAING EXPLODE! 90/3.
3. EPIC WIN.

AVERAGE: OVAR 9001!/10
My comments: The harpoon upgrade seems forced, especially when you get the explosion upgrade. The waterproof spray was a good idea, but could be improved, by having the Robot have a "Rust" bar that kills you when it reaches whatever end is death, and slowly drains as you are on land.

[Depict1]

Total failure.

1. This game has an impossible first level. 0/3.
2. The Graphics Stink. 0/3.
3. When I learned how to get to the third level, I couldn't jump and could only move left and right. 0/3.

AVERAGE: 0/10.
My Comments: The worst game on NG. Delete this submi-*KZRT*

Anything above is a fake. Trust me. Otherwise, there would be a bonus effect.

REAL AVERAGE: 10/10
My Comments: I awarded the bonus, and gave 3 on every category. my one foe is the "SAVE US" medal, because of how difficult the jumping is. You would say so too, if you saw that level called DROP 3, which is the level you must use.

[This is the Only Level II]

AWESOME!

Also, level 31 is not supposed to be completed. Level 31 is supposed to be the secret level to unlock Hyper Mode.

[Cube Dodge]

AWESOME!

1. The song is quite fitting to the insane amount of difficulty. 3/3.
2. It Takes skill to get far in. I have trouble at level 5, which is when the White square's attack is upgraded to a spread shot that shoots out three white orbs and purple boxes attempt to ram you from behind. 3/3
3. The Perfect amount of changing difficulty. 3/3.
4. A very simple game that has simplicity that is obscured by the ever-increasing difficulty. BONUS AWARDED.

AVERAGE: 10/10!
My Comments: Possibly one of the best "No Button" and "Avoid" Games NG has seen.

[Dress Up Pikachu]

Meh...

Most of the NG community is made up of people who detest Dress-Up games, like me, not because it stinks or anything, but because most are poorly executed.

[Ball Revamped (Game)]

GREAT!

1. Controls are insanely stiff until you get used to them. They are then stiff. 2/3.
2. Good Music that describes us playing this game. 3/3
3. Powerups are sometimes hard to know... 2/3.
4. BONUS AWARDED! +1 STAR!

AVERAGE: 7/10
My Comments: I want to strangle that bird with my bare hands... always mocking me... also, why do you want us to press space then g then space then g... you get the point.

[Booray]

???

What is up with the %u2122 part?

winningmovesusa responds:

That was supposed to be a "TM" symbol but it didn't show up. I removed it. Thanks!

[Faster Miter Master]

Flubbed...

1. Graphics aren't as good as I hoped. Way farther than I hoped. 1/3
2. Gameplay stinks... 1/3.
3. What is up with these rank thingamabobs when you lose? 0/3
4. Of course, No bonus.

AVERAGE: 2/10
My Comments: This isn't the Joey Betz we all know and love... Needs insane amounts of work.

[Drag Box 2]

FINALLY!

I am a big fan (More like was a big fan, since this game came out) of the Drag Box games. The Concept is very interesting in both, making for a good game. The lack of visible achivements is a downer, but not much else is a downer.